Ways to Turn Down Men

Man: Haven't I seen you some place before?
Woman: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: Can I buy you a drink?
Woman: Actually I'd rather have the money.

Man: How did you get to be so beautiful?
Woman: I must have been given your share.

Man: Your face must turn a few heads.
Woman: And your face must turn a few stomachs.

Man: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out.
Woman: Okay, get out.

Man: I think I could make you very happy.
Woman: Why? Are you leaving?

Man: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
Woman: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.

Man: Can I have your name?
Woman: Why? Don't you already have one?

Man: Shall we go see a movie?
Woman: I've already seen one.

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

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serunaiklang_91 said...

best post!!! knl jer???

curik post org!!!

no_Brain but intel_Inside said...

Kn aku dh mntak izin ko dlu? x bce ke komen ko kt blog ko tu? aish..

serunaiklang_91 said...

hahaha..saja merepek...nak tambahkan komen...

Zahra said...

hoho.. boley aplikasi kan nih..

intel_Inside said...

blh2. tp jgn aplikasi dgn saye ye. cewah.